Florida Ma(g)n(um)!

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
10/24/2016 at 14:01 • Filed to: None

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Excuse the facespace screenshot... it’s all I can find.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:07

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I’m confused about the brake disc on the front axle.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:07

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Is that thing on tractor tires? What a fucking idiot.


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:08

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Thanks for the daily dose of Florida!


Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:09

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Why is there a brake rotor in the front (and rear?) middle? Looks like a great place to attach some kind of a propeller/saw blade/tool of destruction.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:13

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I’m sure that’s very well built with only the finest attention to detail.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:13

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Found two images on CarDomain. Profile

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And another

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Kinja'd!!! Tristan > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/24/2016 at 14:13

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Pinion brake, common on Rockwell axles.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > JRapp: now as good as new again
10/24/2016 at 14:14

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Pinion brake. Sawblade would be cool (and VERY Florida!), but I like stopping...


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Stapleface
10/24/2016 at 14:14

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Of course it is. Because Florida.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:17

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This isn’t even the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen when I lived down there. It really is the land of the brodozer.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
10/24/2016 at 14:17

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Kinja'd!!! Tristan > McMike
10/24/2016 at 14:20

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Wow... Cardomain is still a thing? It’s like Myspace for cars owned by YouTube comment-ers.

Good sleuthing!


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:23

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This thing checks so many boxes

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Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:23

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Does that mean there’s no outboard brakes? If so, is a single disk per axle enough to stop those monstrous wheels from spinning?

(And I realize that’s not your car, so at this point I’m just pondering... are you pondering what I’m pondering? )


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Stapleface
10/24/2016 at 14:46

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I’m assuming this was the star of Redneck Yacht Club


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 14:52

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CarDomain is a great time capsule of what we were all doing in 2004. Everyone abandonded it once more mature social media options became available, and left it all behind for us to enjoy.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/cardomaining


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Tristan
10/24/2016 at 15:08

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What’s the point? I get inboard brakes on sports cars because unsprung weight, but this looks like it’s begging to be destroyed by a rock.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > JRapp: now as good as new again
10/24/2016 at 15:58

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Because the brakes are on the pinion, the braking effectively uses the axle’s gear reduction to increase braking power. It’s not ideal, and definitely not for the street. Rockwell toploader axles use ginormous and extremely heavy drum brakes when they’re in their natural habitat underneath an M35A2. It’s difficult to run a master cylinder large enough to power these huge drums in a redneck mud truck, and they really don’t work that well in such an application especially when packed with mud. There are companies that make brake conversions for Rockwells that are good for street use, but for a trailer/mud pit queen like this, pinion brakes are cheap and effective.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > Stapleface
10/24/2016 at 15:59

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Why? What tires do you recommend for making it through a deep mud hole?


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/24/2016 at 16:00

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Rocks aren’t really an issue at most mud bogs. Check out my reply to JRapp above.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/24/2016 at 16:02

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I miss it... No safety inspections whatsoever, no emissions checks, redneck ingenuity and apathetic police... So much meth-fueled creativity!


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > McMike
10/25/2016 at 12:59

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This is internet gold.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Tristan
10/25/2016 at 13:10

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just search the site for single words like ballin, pimp, pimpin, pimped, haters, juggalo, ladies, females, or any other word you think a 19 year old would say about their car back in 2000-2004. Last time I checked, the search function searches all text in their profile. Name, posts, description, etc..

That’s how I found most of the ones I used for that series.